Norway rows its boat ashore

(EN, July 2026)

World Cup football 26, Hallelujah.

England - Norway, get your kicks, Hallelujah.

(Norway one, England two,

England won, Norway too.)

Prelude

Norway rows its boat ashore, Hallelujah.
Haaland keen to quickly score, Hallelujah.

Ødegaard helps trim his tail, Hallelujah.
Never saw his team mate fail, Hallelujah.

Haaland rows with golden oar, Hallelujah,
planning two or maybe more, Hallelujah.

Sees the defense deep and wide, Hallelujah.
Milk and honey on the other side, Hallelujah.

Keeper Nyland the goal will keep, Hallelujah,
free of balls by constant sweep, Hallelujah.

England trembles. Will Kane score? Hallelujah.
Maybe one, but Haaland four! Hallelujah.

Nordic Vikings, tall and cold, Hallelujah,
chill the English heart and soul. Hallelujah.

Norway rows its boat ashore, Hallelujah.
Brace yourself for football war, Hallelujah.

The game

England quickly in attack: ' We will screw ya!'
Norway soon was hitting back, Hallelujah.

Schjelderup scored with golden shoe, Hallelujah.
Heggem entered number two, Hallelujah.

The referee, not very brave (sir, we shooo ya!),
never should for VAR have caved, Hallelujah.

Made a mistake mighty grave (sir, we booo ya!).
Canceled goal and England saved (sir, we' ll sue ya!).

Bellingham, we all admire, Hallelujah,
but he needed help from wire! FIFA, screw ya!

Postlude

Norway one and England two, VAR we booo ya!
England won and Norway too, Hallelujah.

Norway rowed back home to shore, Hallelujah,
proud and hungering for more, Hallelujah.

England won and Norway too, Hallelujah.
In 28 we meet anew! And we'll stew ya!